I don't know anyone famous. At all. I feel so provincial. I feel so left out. No-one I know has one iota of celebrity. They've never hit the social pages on a big night out, or walked up the red carpet on premiere night. No-one I know appears regularly on Master chef or wrote a blockbuster. No-one I know has ever been on Big Brother. But I feel quite relieved about that one, actually. But would just one celebrity friend be too much to ask so that I could live vicariously through them? My cousin is famous in the world...
